"A Lockdown For Thee But Not For Me"

Your 'Conservative' Government's Lockdown-Free Christmas Family Vacays

So just a few days after announcing the lockdown of Alberta's families for the Xmas holiday season a number of Jason Kenney's cabinet members hopped on planes with *their* families to far flung vacation locales. Had enough yet, Alberta?

Case could be made the worst of them was Kenney's *own* chief of staff, Jamie Huckabay, who chose to visit the UK where a NEW strain of Covid has popped up, the existence of which he knew perfectly well about. This while Alberta remains amongst the worst in Canada for both per capita Covid cases & vaccine delivery. Scoundrel.

Alberta families were forced to forgo our traditions to get abysmal Covid numbers under control. Provincial Emergency Management Chief(!) Tracy Allard's family Hawaii vacation tradition was more important than ours or the pandemic she oversees & is failing at. Villainy.

Here's Tracy Allard praising Alberta's resilience on Christmas Eve from Hawaii, a resilience she KNOWINGLY put at risk the moment she decided the same rules that apply to regular Albertan families don't apply to hers. Moral bankruptcy. Check out that hashtag would you? Total disgrace.

“In retrospect I definitely made the wrong decision” said Tracy Allard, which doesn't address a post she fraudulently geotagged as being at the Alberta Legislature on Dec 23rd instead of Hawaii. It's a wrong decision she knew was wrong & took steps to cover up. She's a Liar.

Put aside ignoring the family lockdown (then LYING about it) imagine you have

Tracy Allard's title of AB's Emergency Management Chief, a vaccine's arrived for the most dangerous pandemic of the modern age & the thing you want to do is F off to Hawaii for a few weeks of R&R first. Imagine it.

Imagine traipsing off to Hawaii to laze on the beach & catch some rays like Tracy Allard did when Albertans have been dying from Covid (10 years worth of flu deaths in just one year) & the vaccine just sits idle. Look at that graph. "I'll have another Margarita! Make it a double!!" What a morally broken person.

While Alberta families couldn't travel across town to their own family dinners, Alberta MLA Tanya Fir flew to Las Vegas(!) to party with her sister. Like Tracy Dullard, Fir also has pretty words about Alberta's resilience that she just endangered. Thanks, Fraud.

There's so many more. Is there any reason we should believe this rogue's gallery of elitist lying hypocrites will now respect quarantine procedures once they meander their way back to Covid-besieged Alberta? Do the rules now finally apply to them? Do we just take their word?

Should we just take the word of Kenney's Chief of Staff, the aforementioned Jamie Huckabay given that for him to vacay in the UK he had to first travel to America to circumvent the Canada/UK travel ban due to the aforementioned NEW STRAIN OF COVID he knew full well about and was willing to expose Alberta to regardless? Sociopathy

Given Alberta's Provincial Emergency Management Chief Tracy Allard clearly cared more about 2 weeks of family-lockdown-free fun in the sun than Alberta's disastrous Covid record & vaccine rollout, as a public service effort I hope this'll make her critically important life-or-death job more appealing to her:

#StayHomeSaveLives grimly warned MLA Pat Rehn to Alberta's then lockdowned Alberta families before snapping this fun selfie from an adventure park in sunny MEXICO. Proving himself too stupid to even lie about it like Tracy Allred did, Rehn posted it to Facebook. Bozo.

Oh look, we've made the international news! Huzzah!

Let's return to that tweet from the morally void Provincial Emergency Management Chief Tracy Allard, written in Hawaii while pretending to be under Xmas family lockdown in Alberta like the rest of us. Imagine typing "#BecauseYouMatter." Read it out loud.

As for Executive "Issues Manager" Matt Wolf how could I possibly say it any better than

@TheBreakdownAB just did?

Ah, who'm I kidding...

Sure sounds like Alberta War Room's "Issues Manager" Brian Bateson thinks Albertans have NO RIGHT to be upset about enduring Christmas family lockdowns while our jetset UCP hopped on planes with *their* families to far flung vacation locales. Your $30 million at work

It's still early but the polls are rolling in

Alberta MLA Jason Stephan disobeyed non-essential travel advisories while the rest of us were under holiday family lockdown & whisked himself off to Arizona, where Covid is at an all-time high. This, evidently, is how you don't apologize for doing something wrong when you're a scumbag with no remorse, let alone respect for your constituents:

Do we call it irony that while one Nixon brother tries to sell Alberta's parks out from under us the other can't resist breaking Covid travel advisories for a Hawaiian vacay while the rest of us are under Xmas lockdown? If not irony, what? Scumbaggery at a minimum.

THIS JUST IN: The latest Alberta "Conservative" to thumb their nose at Christmas lockdowned Alberta families is Fort Mac's Tany Yao, whose prior claim to fame was giving the middle finger to an NDP health minister's staffer at the Alberta Legislature.

Ask not for who the middle fingers tolls now, Alberta. It tolls for thee.

And that friends, was just Day 3 of #Alberta2021. What will tomorrow bring?

DAY 5

Anybody else get a *real* strong "dog ate my homework" vibe off this? Good thing Alberta "Conservatives" like her have such sterling reputations as champions of truth otherwise how would we *ever* believe them? Just kidding. Sonya Savage? You're a Liar.

In case anybody's counting, Savage along with Jason 'I'm Not Even Sorry' Stephan makes for not one but two Alberta "Conservatives" ignoring Covid travel warnings over New Years because they had to go "check on their properties." Anybody wanna bet Savage is sporting a tan? Maybe a burn like Federal "Conservative" leader Erin O'Toole and his family is? (especially Mum!)

THIS JUST IN: Heads finally rolling(ish) but Alberta Premier Jason Kenney still pretending he didn't know WEEKS AGO where either his Chief of Staff or Emergency Management Chief were going for Xmas. If true it'd be staggering incompetence. It's not. KENNEY'S *STILL* LYING.

All the experts saying it "beggars belief" Alberta Premier Jason Kenney didn't know HIS OWN Chief of Staff was vacationing in the UK, which mean he *KNEW* this numbskull would have to BREAK A UK TRAVEL BAN due to a NEW STRAIN OF COVID. When all's said and done this here is the biggest part of the scandal by far.

Back once again to Alberta's Emergency Management Chief (& 17x Hawaii Vacation Champion) Tracy Dullard who we now know put in for A FULL 3 WEEKS OF VACAY during the most dangerous pandemic of the modern age while Alberta remains THE WORST in per capita Covid cases & vaccine delivery. Imagine okaying that.

Well that, friends, was just Day 4 of #Alberta2021. What will tomorrow bring?

DAY 5

So Fort Mac MLA Tany Yao is safe and sound. Now it's Fort Mac we have to worry about.

"The stress of successfully marketing Albertans' ACTUAL BLOOD for corporate profit was so great I was compelled to break Covid travel restrictions for an international vacay, turn off my phone & indeed ALL sources of news right up until this very moment."

And here I was thinking it was pretty ballsy they'd try and sell our parks out from under us. Tany Yao is LITERALLY OUT FOR OUR BLOOD. Look out #FortMac! You are *NOT* gonna like this guy's jobs plan.

So while "Conservatives" hate CERB, think we're lazy do-nothings for taking the help & have taken the least federal assistance offered up for Albertans, Yao has a plan to SELL YOUR BLOOD TO THE HGHEST BIDDER. I'd say he shoulda stayed in Mexico but what a thing to do to Mexico. And don't they already have a Chupacabra?

THIS JUST IN: City of #SlaveLake asks serially absentee & permanently stunned looking #AlohaGate MLA Pat Rhen to resign. Evidently shirking his duties & being anywhere but where he was supposed to be is *not* a new thing. Slave Lake wants its trash removed.